Time Off for Good Behavior Quotes

“Did you know that if Barbie was a real woman with those proportions, she'd have to carry her kidneys in her purse?”
― Lani Diane Rich, Time Off for Good Behavior

“Forgive me, Father, but I'm not Catholic.”
― Lani Diane Rich, Time Off for Good Behavior

“What are you doing eating a salad? If you turned sideways in the wind, you'd whistle.”
― Lani Diane Rich, Time Off for Good Behavior

“I crossed my arms. "You're saying I'm not usually polite?"

He staged a sigh. "It's amazing how quickly I can regret saying something with you…"

"I'm polite. I'm very fucking polite.”
― Lani Diane Rich, Time Off for Good Behavior

“There just aren't enough o's in the word smooth for me, are there?”
― Lani Diane Rich, Time Off for Good Behavior

“Forgive me, Father, but I'm still screwed up.”
― Lani Diane Rich, Time Off for Good Behavior

“Sólo porque algo no sea buena idea no significa que no debas hacerlo -Elizabeth”
― Lani Diane Rich, Se Acabo el Portarse Bien

“A veces, decir <> o <> hace que sea más fácil de soportar el día. -Elizabeth”
― Lani Diane Rich, Se Acabo el Portarse Bien