Man Card Quotes

“I don't like you very much,” she says in a small voice.
“You'll like me better when I've tied you to the bed in your parents' cottage.”
She makes a noise that's half rage, half lust. Oh, I've got her number. I really do.
“I brought four neckties in preparation, Hermès, of course. Very silky.”
― Sarina Bowen, Man Card

“I’m not like other men, Ash. I’m Man 2.0.”
― Sarina Bowen, Man Card

“I love your pastel colors and your pedicures. I love that you’re more high maintenance than I am and that I can bogart your moisturizer in the morning. I love that you exasperate me at work and you exhaust me in the bedroom. Of course we’re going to be together. It’s fucking obvious.”
― Sarina Bowen, Man Card

“I’ll worship her every minute I can for as long as she’ll let me, because that’s what a real man does with his lady love. He worships her.”
― Sarina Bowen, Man Card

“I need to say this. I want you, you understand. All of you. Right now. But you need to know this. Outside of here, I will hold your purse. I’ll get mani-pedis with you. I’ll cry while watching Lifetime movies with you. I will hand over my man card and be your minion everywhere you want, except in the bedroom. In here, I want you to surrender, just a little bit, and let me take the lead.”
― Sarina Bowen, Man Card

“I don’t know why I fought you for so long.”
― Sarina Bowen, Man Card

“You are a fucking dweeb who needs to get his eyebrows done!”
― Sarina Bowen, Man Card

“I drop to my knees. That’s what you do when you worship someone. Or you’re, you know, Elvis and you’ve reached a dramatic part in your song. Whatever.”
― Sarina Bowen, Man Card

“Braht is pretty much good at everything. And I mean everything. I’m worried I might be falling for the fashionable fucker. Fuck.”
― Sarina Bowen, Man Card

“I blink twice. Because one blink means “yes” and two means “get on my dick before I burst.”
― Sarina Bowen, Man Card

“I need to stand up straight and look inside, because A) I need to know if I’ve been beaten and B) my thighs are burning from crouching beside this window.”
― Sarina Bowen, Man Card