The Unusual Suspects Quotes

“Please, don't hate me because I am beautiful.”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects

“Trickster, love will be the end of you.”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects

“Snow, get behind me!" Charming shouted as he leaped to his feet. "I'll handle this brute."
"Billy", the teacher cried. "This is the twenty-first century, Women don't need the white knight routine anymore. I can fight my own battles.”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects

“I didn't do it,' he insisted.
'Then why did you run?' Sabrina asked.
'And send rabbits to eat us! I'm a seven-year-old girl,' Daphne said. 'Do you know how important bunny rabbits are to me?”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects

“And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects

“..when the first rubber ball smacked her in the head and made her brains rattle in her skull, she knew that something about this dodgeball game was different”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects

“Of course, the Big Bad Wolf does yoga, Sabrina thought. Why did I even bother to ask?”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects

“Trickster,” he said, sniffing the boy. “Love will be the end of you.”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects

“In most towns, the police do not rely on an old woman, two kids, and a sleepy dog to solve crimes,”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects

“Wendell turned to the chalkboard and wrote I AM A WORTHLESS FAT-BODY.”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects

“angular”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects

“opened the cover and saw a crude drawing of a giant kitten chewing on several screaming farmers”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects

“The girl laughed. “I’m Bella,” she said.”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects

“followed by a pained moan. The children ran to the window, and there was Wendell, lying flat on his back on the ground below. The boy had obviously jumped out the window. When he saw the children looking at him, Wendell climbed to his feet and darted off toward the woods as fast as his chubby legs could carry him.”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects

“Puck! You’re . . . you’re . . .” Sabrina stammered. “You’re a hottie!” Daphne shouted.”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects

“Hilarious!” one kid snorted as the students emptied into the hall. Puck absorbed their praise like a greedy sponge and agreed with each one wholeheartedly that he was indeed a genius. But Sabrina had no interest in Puck’s groupies. Her eyes were fixed on Wendell, who now hurried down the hallway, followed by a cloud of dust. She rushed after him.”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects

“Granny, we’re not going to make it!” Sabrina shouted, battling the roaring engine to be heard. “I love pancakes, too,” the old woman shouted back. I hate this car, Sabrina thought to herself.”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects

“Why do you care what happens to a human teacher?” Sabrina said. “I thought you hated humans.” Charming said nothing. “You don’t want anything bad to happen to Ms. White,” Daphne cried. “You are in love with her. You want to kiss and hug her!” “Nonsense!” the mayor shouted. “I can’t have terrorists running around the elementary school, even if I approve of who they’re killing.” “You want to write her love notes,” the little girl persisted. “You want to hold her hand in the park and look at puppies in the pet store.” “Is there an Off button for this one?” Charming asked Granny Relda. The old woman grinned at the mayor. “You haven’t answered the questions.” “All right!” Charming surrendered. “Snow has a knack for getting in trouble. I would sleep better at night knowing she is safe.”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects

“drippings onto a skillet, which triggered”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects

“Even Puck, who could usually be counted on to fart during dinner, was oddly quiet.”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects

“LEPRECHAUN GOLD; FLOOR PLANS FOR GINGERBREAD HOUSES; TALKING FISH; GHOSTS OF CHRISTMAS PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE; TIK-TOK MEN;”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects

“Once she was out of her clothes and into a warm robe, she headed back downstairs, passing the bathroom door, where she could hear Daphne begging Elvis to get into the tub with her. A tremendous splash told Sabrina that the little girl had gotten her wish.”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects

“Hanging upside down above them was a fat, frog-faced creature. Its head and feet were amphibious, with slimy, bumpy skin and a puffed, bulbous pouch under its lower lip, but it had the arms, legs, and body of a human being. It was the creature’s long sticky green tongue”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects

“On the chalkboard was another horrible but familiar sight. Someone had dipped his or her hand into a can of paint and pressed it on the wall. The handprint was bright red.”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects

“naïve,”
― Michael Buckley, The Unusual Suspects