How You Ruined My Life Quotes

“if you’re obsessively focused on trying not to make mistakes, it can take some of the soul out of your performance”
― Jeff Strand, How You Ruined My Life

“Soon I’ll have to start making a bedtime ritual of knocking myself out with a brick.”
― Jeff Strand, How You Ruined My Life

“(Giving your mother a good night kiss is totally punk rock, and don’t you forget it!)”
― Jeff Strand, How You Ruined My Life

“I'm not going to let Cousin Blake ruin my life.
I’m not going to let Cousin Blake ruin my life.
I’m not going to let Cousin Blake ruin my life.
I’m not going to let Cousin Blake ruin my life.
I’m not going to let Cousin Blake ruin my life.”
― Jeff Strand, How You Ruined My Life