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The Human Familiar (Familiar and the Mage #1) The Human Familiar by Honor Raconteur
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“I’m incredibly straight faced,” I told her mock-seriously. That made her laugh. “Yes, you’re amazingly stoic and reserved,” she griped, giving an overly exaggerated sigh. I thought about that. “I was traumatized by broccoli as a child, that’s what did it.”
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“I love my family, I do, they just drive me stark raving mad. I had the choice of sanity-with-distance or insanity-while-home. I chose sanity.”
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“Bodies are oddly distractible,” Bannen commented, words leading to nothing. “It’s the weirdest thing. I’ve been so badly injured my body was shaking, mind blanking, and then someone would force a bite into my mouth and my brain suddenly latched on to it. Crazy, right? Now I know that when the brain has too much to handle, food is the first go-to in order to give it something easy to do, something it can focus on without being overwhelmed”
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“It got to the point by the second day that I found my hands idly creating garrotes and daydreaming about jumping him from behind.”
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“Tears still stood in her eyes. My father always said, when a woman starts crying, deal with the tears first. Otherwise you won’t get a sensible word out of her.”
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“You are its blueprint to restructure her physical being.”
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“I've wanted to be a lot of strange things growing up, like a dog - I'm convinced dogs have the best lives - but familiar never made the list.”
Honor Raconteur, The Human Familiar
tags: humor
“don’t underestimate old people. They’re treacherous and conniving”
Honor Raconteur, The Human Familiar