The Desperate Quest Quotes

“What the French toast?! Don't you dare give out on me now, branch!”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest

“This was her Retha: a world of adventure and impossibilities.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest

“I'm going to have Bryce give me the name of whoever designed the dancer armor, and I'm going to find them, and I'm going to put them in a skirt and a belly shirt, and then I'm going to chase them across the city and make them jump fire hydrants and crawl across a beach covered with shells.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest

“I am made for glory—not fun.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest

“Our employee insurance policies include a clause for accidental death.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest

“That was pretty good and super informative,” Axel said. “But you didn’t mention courage or winning despite the odds. Four stars—would listen to again.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest

“I guess this is what desperation does: it unites.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest

“That's a great personal recommendation for you, Kit,” Prowl said. “Join us, or watch humanity crumble before our eyes! You could make it into a slogan.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest

“Solus raised an eyebrow. “If you can talk, clearly I haven’t gathered a big enough mob.” Vic pursed her lips as she let Heaven’s Fury rip. “Kit, I don’t know if your husband is a total workaholic or showing signs of humor. I suggest you figure it out.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest

“Slap a pink unicorn or some magic on it, and anything can be considered fantasy.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest

“He has a man’s pride,” he stated. “Either that or he located a second brain cell to rub together with his original one,” Prowl said.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest

“Captain Chaos here got us poisoned by cooking camp rations.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest

“If we get out of this, I think you can safely tell Bryce that Kitten Lovemuch has successfully broken the balance system of Retha.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest

“It has toppled empires and caused destruction. It is responsible for the worst tragedies and numerous maladies. Yet it is longed for, dreamed of, and fought for. What is it?”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest