Crazy B!tch Quotes

“Why can't they be normal bitches when they get drunk? Most bitches strip, and put on shows or fuck you to death. Ours turn into bloodthirsty psycho's that would make Dexter run for his life.”
― Jamie Begley, Crazy B!tch

“You ever think of taking anger management classes?”
“Why would I pay someone to tell me I have a bad temper?”
“To help you manage it better,” Calder advised helpfully.
“I manage it just fine.” She angrily gave another evil grin in Ginger’s direction.
“Fuck, no one is going to be able to help her.” Looney slid his chair away from her. “She has four different personalities, and that’s on a good day.”
“Look who’s talking. At least none of them are named after a duck.”
Crazy Bitch paid no attention to the brothers when they started ribbing Looney.”
― Jamie Begley, Crazy B!tch

“He saw Shade’s eyes laughing at him when he caught sight of the whip coiled in her hand.
“Is that a whip?” Calder muttered to Stud.
“Looks like it.”
“What’s she doing with a whip?”
“With Crazy Bitch, I’d say she’s planning on using it on someone.”
“Not unless she’s planning on skinning them alive,” Shade remarked”
― Jamie Begley, Crazy B!tch

“I eat when I'm upset, okay?"
"I tend to eat when I'm upset, too, but I don't eat the whole cow!”
― Jamie Begley, Crazy B!tch