Act Your Age Quotes

“You’re stronger than anyone thinks you are.”
― Eve Dangerfield, Act Your Age

“The Guy let out a grunt of what was clearly resentment, mingled with please-fuck-offness.”
― Eve Dangerfield, Act Your Age

“Ty didn't think Middleton was a great girl. He thought Middleton was a pain in the ass. Waltzing around with her shiny hair and long legs and her throaty voice, being cuter than a fistful of buttons. Where did she get off?”
― Eve Dangerfield, Act Your Age

“Agreed.” Casey picked up the box of matches. “Write it down, and we’ll sage it.” Rapunzel groaned. “Not more fucking sage.”
― Eve Dangerfield, Act Your Age

“What I do to a consenting adult woman is not wrong. Comparing calling me ‘daddy’ to the most disgusting crimes in human existence, on the other hand, is the shittiest thing you’ve ever done to me, and that includes stalking, cheating, and leaving my ass. That you think you have a right to judge my sex life after what you’ve done is a fucking joke.”
― Eve Dangerfield, Act Your Age

“Even when he is there i can touch nothing but bright air he had no plans to love me but i made plans of my own. i shaped myself from his sun and became a moonlight baby”
― Eve Dangerfield, Act Your Age

“Ty pulled her onto his lap, arranging her legs so she was straddling him. “I need pussy like most men need water and your new job is making sure I never get thirsty.”
― Eve Dangerfield, Act Your Age

“Go to some other man if you want your pussy licked, Middleton. I don’t do it.”
― Eve Dangerfield, Act Your Age

“Ty wasn’t religious, but his desire to play daddy from such a young age made him wonder if reincarnation wasn’t real. It felt like he’d inherited another man’s tastes. As though some higher power had said ‘Daddy is the word, and the word is Daddy and Daddy is the only thing that will turn your crank. Also, you have a sadistic streak, enjoy that. Amen.”
― Eve Dangerfield, Act Your Age

“They were over. Kate could feel it in her bones. So much of what she and Ty had was ignited without a word, and this was no different. She looked down at the severance package dildo and a line from church came to her, blasphemous given the context, but so incredibly apt—'take this, in memory of me.”
― Eve Dangerfield, Act Your Age

“Let me make something very clear, baby. I let you give me attitude when your mother’s around, but you do that here and I’ll spank your ass raw. I don’t let little sluts talk back to me and when they do I find ways to occupy their mouths so I don’t have to listen to it, understood?”
― Eve Dangerfield, Act Your Age