Son of the Cursed Bear Quotes

“Now she was blushing, and her cheeks were so pretty that color. She liked when he said nice things, he could tell, so he said, “Your cheeks are the color of vaginas.”
― T.S. Joyce, Son of the Cursed Bear

“He would bet his favorite nut hair that the dragon had eaten ashes in a perfect circle around this place because monsters couldn’t curb their instincts to lay claim to territory.”
― T.S. Joyce, Son of the Cursed Bear

“Nox cleared his throat loudly. She was wearing a dress and had her hair curled so he should woo her into bed properly, the way Mom always said he should talk to girls. “You give me erections. Of my dick.” He gestured grandly at his lap. “My dick is erect.” Nevada cracked a smile and let off a giggle. Sounded like a bell. He liked bells. Now she was blushing, and her cheeks were so pretty that color. She liked when he said nice things, he could tell, so he said, “Your cheeks are the color of vaginas.”
― T.S. Joyce, Son of the Cursed Bear