Hard for My Boss Quotes

“I’m as flirty as a spatula. And there’s nothing sexy about a spatula.”
― Daryl Banner, Hard for My Boss

“Really, we are this sickening right now. Feel free to avert your eyes if this sort of mushiness makes your eyes roll so hard, you have to chase them across the room.”
― Daryl Banner, Hard for My Boss

“I still can’t believe he brought me a damned rose. I’ve never been the flowers and chocolate, make-a-guy-swoon, wooing kind of man, even when I was his age. But the gesture softens my heart a bit, admittedly. Maybe I’ve never been that kind of guy because I’ve never met anyone who’s been that way toward me. Trevor’s the first.”
― Daryl Banner, Hard for My Boss

“Wouldn’t my young age be more of a turn-on than a turn-off? This, right here, is proof that I have no business dating.”
― Daryl Banner, Hard for My Boss

“For a man who has everything, my life sure feels like it’s full of nothing.”
― Daryl Banner, Hard for My Boss

“I'm apparently in love with a thirteen-year-old who makes lewd sex jokes in public, shamelessly plays footsy with me under the table the whole time I'm trying to enjoy my shrimp scampi, and is insatiably horny at all hours of the day.”
― Daryl Banner, Hard for My Boss

“butt-hurt power ballad”
― Daryl Banner, Hard for My Boss