Thirty Day Boyfriend Quotes

“That’s what you really think you are?” He smirked. “The bigger person?” Why is he always so tempting when he smirks like that? “Yes.” I crossed my arms. “I think I’ve always been the—” The rest of my sentence stalled on my tongue as he dropped his towel to the floor, as I caught sight of his massive cock for the first time. I felt my jaw dropping, as my mind attempted to make sense of what I was seeing. OH. MY. GOD. He’s definitely nine inches … I cleared my throat and tried to look away from him and his cock, to pick up right where I left off, but I couldn’t. “You were saying?” he asked. “Something about you being the bigger person in this relationship?” I couldn’t get a single word to fall out of my mouth if I tried. I could only blush and stare.”
― Whitney G., Thirty Day Boyfriend

“Can I trust you two not to kill each other while I’m gone?”
We didn’t answer.
“Okay, well...” He sighed. “Just don’t talk to each other at all until I get back.”
“No problem,” we said in unison.”
― Whitney G., Thirty Day Boyfriend

“What? “I’ve never stolen anything from you.” “Nothing except my patience.” His voice was firm. “Vinnie will pick you up at five thirty. Don’t keep him waiting. And pick up the Rosenberg files from Syntec on your way here, along with my coffee and bagel. Try not to drink half of it like you usually do, or at least be more discreet about it.”
― Whitney G., Thirty Day Boyfriend

“He’s definitely nine inches…”
― Whitney G., Thirty Day Boyfriend

“There will be no sex for you or me during this entire ordeal. I know you’re secretly dating Samantha Hendrix, the supermodel—i.e., Miss Private Phone Calls Every Monday, but surely she’s aware of our engagement by now. She can survive without swallowing your cock down her throat for a couple weeks.” “I didn’t know you had such a filthy mouth.” He trailed his fingers against my throat. “You have no idea what you’re talking about in regard to Samantha, though.”
― Whitney G., Thirty Day Boyfriend

“Should I assume that you didn’t steal any sips of this today like usual?”
“I’ve told you countless times before that I don’t drink your coffee. I don’t like the extra vanilla you always request.”
He spun the nearly empty cup around in his hands, tapping the part where remnants of my red lipstick stained the lid. ”
― Whitney G., Thirty Day Boyfriend

“I think it would be in your best interest to accept my offer. I highly doubt the man you eventually marry will be as endowed as me...”
― Whitney G., Thirty Day Boyfriend