Hook, Line and Blinker Quotes

“My IQ has dropped just listening to this. Could someone be any more stupid?”
― Jana Deleon, Hook, Line and Blinker

“there’s a lot of things I’ll do, but traipsing through every cemetery in New Orleans and trying to unlock a room full of dead people is not one of them.”
― Jana Deleon, Hook, Line and Blinker

“dancing is for young people whose bodies haven’t betrayed them yet.” “My body hasn’t betrayed me,” Gertie said. “It’s just launched a mild protest.”
― Jana Deleon, Hook, Line and Blinker

“you’ve gotten a million times worse since the Yankee whore showed up. Don’t think you’re fooling anyone.” “Why am I always the whore?” I asked Gertie. Gertie shrugged. “Just lucky, I guess. I never get to be the whore.”
― Jana Deleon, Hook, Line and Blinker

“Last week, I’d heard two women at Francine’s Café discuss the best way to clean socks for well over an hour. I figured if socks needed that much cleaning, it might be time to just buy new ones.”
― Jana Deleon, Hook, Line and Blinker

“What happened?” she asked as she stepped into the brush. “Gertie,” I said. That’s all the explanation she needed.”
― Jana Deleon, Hook, Line and Blinker

“in except the medical staff.”
― Jana Deleon, Hook, Line and Blinker

“If you live to a certain age, you’ll always have regrets. Most of them will be selfish.”
― Jana Deleon, Hook, Line and Blinker

“I prefer for a boil to be out in the open where I can see it. When it’s hiding down in a butt crack, it can be a real pain in the…you know.”
― Jana Deleon, Hook, Line and Blinker

“prefer for a boil to be out in the open where I can see it. When it’s hiding down in a butt crack, it can be a real pain in”
― Jana Deleon, Hook, Line and Blinker