Miss Newman Isn't Human! Quotes

“No”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Newman Isn't Human!

“Ooooo!” Ryan said. “Miss Newman is kissing Luke Warm! They must be in love!” “When are they gonna get married?” asked Michael. “They just did, you dumbheads!” shouted Andrea.”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Newman Isn't Human!

“Andrea was right. “Dumb” is not a nice word. In fact, there’s only one word in the English language that’s worse than dumb. “Dumbhead.”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Newman Isn't Human!

“be fast enough to blow the school away. And if the school blows away, there will be no school! Yay! But right now I had other things to worry about. The basket was swaying back and forth. I was afraid the whole thing might flip over. “Are we going to die?” I shouted. “Not on my watch,” Miss Newman shouted back. What did watches have to do with anything? She wasn’t even wearing a watch. Miss Newman grabbed some ropes on the side of the basket and pulled on them. I guess it was for steering or something. The basket stopped swaying. “This is a dangerous situation,” she hollered over the sound of the wind and sand blowing in our faces. “I need to report the weather to the people!”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Newman Isn't Human!