Sometimes I'm So Smart I Almost Feel Like a Real Person Quotes

“Factor 40. It’s like rubber cement. It’ll take me a good twenty-five minutes to grind this stuff into her skin. I shudder at the thought. Skin should never get old, there’s no point to it. Or perhaps it’s just an evolutionary deterrent. You’ve served your biological purpose. You’re not supposed to reproduce anymore, so now you get to look like dried fruit until you die. Mom”
― Graham Parke, Sometimes I'm So Smart I Almost Feel Like a Real Person

“The Dragon and Wolf is what you’d get if a British pub was raped by an American diner and its offspring was raised by Romanians.”
― Graham Parke, Sometimes I'm So Smart I Almost Feel Like a Real Person