Mr. Commitment Quotes

“People always go on about how fantastic relationships are in the beginning, and of course everyone hates relationships when they end, but what about the middles? the middles where you know everything there is to know. Where you can look at the person you love and know what they're thinking, see something on the telly and know how they'd react;When you know exactly what they'd wear to come round and see you.”
― Mike Gayle, Mr. Commitment

“She was the first woman in my life to convince me to fall in love with her.”
― Mike Gayle, Mr. Commitment

“She had this uncanny sense of seeing things the way they were instead of the way you'd want them to be, of knowing me better than I knew myself. She could sniff out the truth even if it hurt.”
― Mike Gayle, Mr. Commitment

“To her to know truly, was to be intimate. To be intimate was to know the person you love as well as you know your own self.”
― Mike Gayle, Mr. Commitment

“One day the worlds male population will spontaneously combust because they've kept too much stuff in for too long.”
― Mike Gayle, Mr. Commitment

“When you think about it finding the perfect partner is a bit like a game of pontoon. I mean, you get your cards and you make your decision, do you stick or twist? do you play safe and settle for 19 or do you go all out for 21 even if you might end up bust?”
― Mike Gayle, Mr. Commitment

“Sometimes I really feel sorry for Mel - Her life would've been so much better if she'd fallen in love with someone normal. Instead she fell in love with me and had been paying for the mistake ever since.”
― Mike Gayle, Mr. Commitment

“You carry about in your own selfish world completely oblivious to the things that really upset me and then wonder what it is you've done wrong.”
― Mike Gayle, Mr. Commitment

“Eventually I had to call upon Dan's master dumping skills to assist me. Which was of course a bad move. A very bad.move. He told her that I was dead.”
― Mike Gayle , Mr. Commitment

“You see, the broccoli was yours and I give it back to you. The remote control is yours but I used to use it most and so now I give it back to you. The wardrobe should’ve been yours on that day we argued in Ikea, so I give it to you now. And finally this ring, in your hand, which represents my heart, is, was, and will always be yours. Even if you turn me down, I can’t ever take it back because it’s yours forever.”
― Mike Gayle, Mr. Commitment

“You've changed my mind,' she said shyly. I noted her curious choice of words but refused to let her say any more. Additional conversation would only confuse the matter. If I could change her mind without knowing it, I could just as easily change it back again by accident.”
― Mike Gayle, Mr. Commitment