Joes Quotes

“It isn’t every day that you see a naked G.I. streaking across the Marktplatz, after all.”
― Scott Burkett, Joes

“The things you see in Army barracks sometimes defies logic. After a while, you give up trying to rationalize and understand such things ... you just accept them as your new reality.”
― Scott Burkett, Joes

“What emerged from the doorway can only be described as how I envision a love-child between Grady from Sanford & Son and a small goat. There before us was The Voodoo Queen.”
― Scott Burkett, Joes