We Have Lost The Coffee Quotes

“We should definitely write a book – The Psychology of Presidents: A guide for dealing with the democratically elected and delusional.”
― Paul Mathews, We Have Lost The Coffee

“Howie held up the cup. ‘It’s a first-class cuppa.’ He downed the rest of the tasteless drink and made an exaggerated ‘Ahh’ noise. ‘I knew you’d like it. I make the tea myself – from nettles. They grow by the fence at the side of the railway tracks. The neighbours won’t touch the stuff – they say you can taste the dog pee on it. But it don’t bother me. Nature is nature.”
― Paul Mathews, We Have Lost The Coffee

“There’s no point bullshitting me, Martha. I deal with politicians every day. I can smell it a mile off.”
― Paul Mathews, We Have Lost The Coffee

“President Lisse gritted his teeth. ‘You know this is blackmail?’ ‘I prefer to call it a “mutually beneficial bilateral agreement”.”
― Paul Mathews, We Have Lost The Coffee