Donald Trump Quotes

“I think you were going to stop the Black Plague armed with one guard, one mad scientist, a rubber man, and a synthetic rat.”
― Caspar Vega, Donald Trump: Plague Doctor

“I'd ask my parents to leave the door open just a little bit so I wouldn't be stuck in the prison of my bedroom and mind, the imaginary horrors barring me from entering dreamland.”
― Caspar Vega, Donald Trump: Plague Doctor

“I remember forcefully explaining to a friend of mine how I hate cars with shifter gears. How I don't understand why anyone would choose the extra work when they don't need to. It's like buying shoes with laces. If I can get nice shoes without laces, why would I make life even harder for myself? Just another thing to deal with.”
― Caspar Vega, Donald Trump: Plague Doctor

“All of a sudden I'm inside the pimple realizing how grotesque this middle period is in a pimple's life. Before the white gunk emerges, when the pimple is half-internal, half-external. Veins from inside your face taking on a new shape, circling around the round ball like deranged earthworms.”
― Caspar Vega, Donald Trump: Plague Doctor