The Evolution of Ivy Quotes

“Grief is love that you can’t give, but love that you want to give.”
― Lauren Campbell, The Evolution of Ivy: Antidote

“Obviously, I have terrible taste in women—two cheaters and a nutcase.”
― Lauren Campbell, The Evolution of Ivy: Antidote

“For good measure, I walk to her, wrap her in a hug before pecking her on the lips, contemplating the fact that I might be kissing the devil.”
― Lauren Campbell, The Evolution of Ivy: Antidote

“It seems no matter which way I turn, D*ckhead Street will be the road I am traveling.”
― Lauren Campbell, The Evolution of Ivy: Antidote

“Gosh, I love him. I love him so f*cking much that I’ve become someone else, someone I’m not sure I’m proud of. And I hate myself, because I’d do it all again.”
― Lauren Campbell, The Evolution of Ivy: Antidote

“I crave him, need him like a junkie needs suboxone. Only, they have swift access to what they require. I, on the other hand, feel as if I’ve been waiting an eternity.”
― Lauren Campbell, The Evolution of Ivy: Antidote

“my hands shaking like I’ve had too much coffee, except it’s the rage waking my inner demon.”
― Lauren Campbell, The Evolution of Ivy: Antidote

“That I must stand here and pretend I don’t know he was talking to some whore is like having a yeast infection and no fingernails and no Monistat.”
― Lauren Campbell, The Evolution of Ivy: Antidote

“I’m the tree—he’s the spring sun, the warm air, the very nutrients I need to thrive. Like the tree, I’ve always been here—the support that allows us to go on, to exist when he could give me nothing in his absence. And the blooms—those are our love, the beauty to which we both once contributed, the beauty that died when his love lie dormant.”
― Lauren Campbell, The Evolution of Ivy: Antidote

“Yawn. Love ya, Jesus, but this guy’s voice may as well render my coffee decaf.”
― Lauren Campbell, The Evolution of Ivy: Antidote

“Either way, I’m not a happy girl. I’m a depressed, broccoli-murdering girl who’s gonna have some terrible ass gas if I don’t stop.”
― Lauren Campbell, The Evolution of Ivy: Antidote

“Love sucks. It f*cking hurts.”
― Lauren Campbell, The Evolution of Ivy: Antidote

“But holy shit. I’ve really done it! And I didn’t even have to kill anyone.”
― Lauren Campbell, The Evolution of Ivy: Antidote

“so yay for basically telling the truth!”
― Lauren Campbell, The Evolution of Ivy: Antidote