Crazy Over You Quotes

“I need to stop thinking about peeing. I should focus on dry things. 
Like California’s drought, month old Christmas trees, British wit. And my vagina while listening to the world’s most boring date mansplain to me about his fantasy football club.”
― Daisy Prescott, Crazy Over You

“He’s probably used to women throwing themselves at him or curling around his massive frame like a sloth in its favorite tree. 
I’m closer to a sloth than I am a stripper. Give me a cozy pair of fuzzy pajamas or a onesie instead of a thong and deathtrap platform heels any night of the week. If I had to choose a vice, it would be sloth. Not lust.
Unless the lusting is after cake. 
Or Ryan Reynolds. 
Or Ryan Reynolds with cake.”
― Daisy Prescott, Crazy Over You

“rewind”
― Daisy Prescott, Crazy Over You

“Love doesn’t dwell in the past. It lives in the present—in our hearts and the memories we carry with us. Love”
― Daisy Prescott, Crazy Over You

“I wonder if this is what racehorses feel like. Where does the expression “pee like a racehorse” come from anyway? Does a full bladder make them run faster? Or is it all horses? Do the other equines tease the racehorses about holding it so long?”
― Daisy Prescott, Crazy Over You

“Doesn’t matter what’s playing as long as it isn’t an animal movie. I can’t stomach those, especially if it’s a talking animal movie. Those are the worst. 
No cat sounds like Jude Law. 
Everyone knows this.
Although I did break this rule for the Jungle Book. Because Idris Elba.
Okay, I also saw the new Tarzan because of Alex Skarsgård.
Who wouldn’t make exceptions for those two? I could listen to Idris read me the AVMA journal all day, any day of the week ending in ay.”
― Daisy Prescott, Crazy Over You

“Ski patrol. Dog. Rugged good looks. Dangerous. He’s a living, breathing double-black diamond.”
― Daisy Prescott, Crazy Over You

“I've always had a thing for beards. [...]
They're my chocolate cake.
I'm unable to resist either.”
― Daisy Prescott, Crazy Over You