Wisteria Witches Quotes

“There's no Monday chore in this world that can't wait until Tuesday.”
― Angela Pepper, Wisteria Witches

“A wise man—Neil Gaiman—says, “Google can bring you back 100,000 answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.”
― Angela Pepper, Wisteria Witches

“If you look closely enough at any yard of fabric, you'll find a loose thread. Examine any human heart and you'll discover imperfections.”
― Angela Pepper, Wisteria Witches

“Chet took a sip of lime cordial from his martini glass and asked, 'What does it take to be a librarian?' I started listing off the requirements on my fingers. 'A corkscrew for the wine, a closet full of cardigans, the optimism to assume that all brown mystery stains found in books are chocolate, a desk calendar featuring cats in hilarious costumes, and, um, did I mention the cardigans ? Sometimes you need to wear a cardigan over top of your other cardigan if the library is really cold or you spilled wine on yourself.”
― Angela Pepper, Wisteria Witches

“Brooms are better for sweeping than for flying,” he said. “Besides, witches these days prefer airplanes. There's an in-flight snack and you arrive at your destination looking fabulous.”
― Z. Riddle, Wisteria Witches

“The great author Ray Bradbury knew. He wrote about dark futures without knowledge, and he was quoted as saying, “Without libraries what have we? We have no past and no future.”
― Angela Pepper, Wisteria Witches

“I tried to be normal once,” I said. “Worst four minutes of my life.”
― Angela Pepper, Wisteria Witches

“I should build more of a social life, I'd told myself. Even introverts need some positive interaction to feel balanced.”
― Angela Pepper, Wisteria Witches

“My name is Zara Riddle, and I am a witch. A novice witch, anyway.”
― Angela Pepper, Wisteria Witches

“My brain practically screamed. New boots!”
― Angela Pepper, Wisteria Witches

“Teenagers were so easily mortified. That was part of what made having one so much fun.”
― Angela Pepper, Wisteria Witches

“A clock began striking midnight with loud gongs.”
― Angela Pepper, Wisteria Witches

“foreboding.”
― Angela Pepper, Wisteria Witches

“An Old English word for library is bochord, which literally means “book hoard.”
― Angela Pepper, Wisteria Witches

“People who have pets are called owners, and you're like a very smart pet. You're certainly not a regular child. I swear, sixteen years ago you waltzed your way out of my womb, shook hands with the taxi driver who delivered you, and corrected my pronunciation of the name of the hospital we didn't make it to.”
― Angela Pepper, Wisteria Witches

“life changes should be regarded with the three S's. Suspicion, sarcasm, and more sarcasm.”
― Angela Pepper, Wisteria Witches

“Just call me Zinnia, or Zinnie, or Auntie Z. No need to call me great until I've done something of greatness to deserve it.”
― Angela Pepper, Wisteria Witches

“This house has changed us, though. The kitchen is so welcoming that it's bringing us together. I feel closer to you, just because of proximity.”
― Angela Pepper, Wisteria Witches

“honey bees control the temperature inside the hive to determine what job duties their young will do once they mature.”
― Angela Pepper, Wisteria Witches

“Honey, there's something wrong with all of us, and thank the stars, because it'd be a dull world if we weren't all a bit bent!”
― Angela Pepper, Wisteria Witches

“Be still my beating heart! He lives right next door, and he's a human bottle opener!”
― Z. Riddle, Wisteria Witches

“Maybe it was just a trick of the light, but wouldn't it be cool if there was a ghost? I've always wanted something cool to happen to me, to make me less boring.”
― Z. Riddle, Wisteria Witches