Graveyard Druid Quotes

“Rule one—you take love where you can find it, if it’s real. Rule two—when it’s time to go, you always leave your lover better off than when you found them. And rule three? You never break a young girl’s heart. Not if you can help it.”
― M.D. Massey, Graveyard Druid

“Leannán sídhe meant “fairy lover,” but they were anything but. That kind were a sort of psychic vampire, similar to succubi. Their magic caused humans to fall madly and deeply in love with them, at which point the leannán sídhe would drain their life energies bit by bit, until their lover withered away and died of seemingly natural causes. In some cases, they’d even abandon their lovers out of spite, just to see them die of grief and loneliness.”
― M.D. Massey, Graveyard Druid

“Those guys were rubbery ninjas that healed like Deadpool. Just as ugly, too, but damned handy to have in a fight.”
― M.D. Massey, Graveyard Druid

“Póg mo thóin, bitch.”
― M.D. Massey, Graveyard Druid

“I was more like a bard, while she was like a dual-classed ninja paladin.”
― M.D. Massey, Graveyard Druid

“It’s a trap!” I yelled, right next to Belladonna’s ear. “No shit, Ackbar?”
― M.D. Massey, Graveyard Druid

“I hated reading her the riot act, but Sabine was half-glaistig, so her powers were mostly related to glamour and causing excessive lactation in cows and goats.”
― M.D. Massey, Graveyard Druid

“One of the great things about Austin was the fact that we had a lot of hippies who voted, and they loved their green spaces.”
― M.D. Massey, Graveyard Druid