Muppets Meet the Classics Quotes

“Curiosity killed the cat. Trust me," he said, drawing out each word, "you don't want to find out what it could do to the pig.”
― Erik Forrest Jackson, Muppets Meet the Classics: The Phantom of the Opera

“Pepé interrupted. "What ees Barrel of Laughs?"
Waldorf cracked, "One thing Fozzie will never be.”
― Erik Forrest Jackson, Muppets Meet the Classics: The Phantom of the Opera

“We either say 'I do,' or we say 'aideu'- for good.”
― Erik Forrest Jackson, Muppets Meet the Classics: The Phantom of the Opera

“What a patsy I must be to let you mock me like this! I didn't know that women were so eager to make fools of us men."
"Uh, I hate to break it to ya, but most of you are actually DIY types.”
― Erik Forrest Jackson, Muppets Meet the Classics: The Phantom of the Opera