Out of the Ordinary Quotes

“Before we go in here, I should probably warn you about my sisters."
"Your sisters come with a warning?”
― Jen Turano, Out of the Ordinary

“Mrs. Davenport - There's no cause to be so snippy.
Gertrude - There's no cause to embarrass a person either, but that didn't stop you from sending me off to a formal engagement celebration wearing a birdcage attached to my behind.”
― Jen Turano, Out of the Ordinary

“I can't claim that the image of you covered in butter isn't an amusing one. However, since I do seem to have experience getting ladies unstuck, which seems downright odd now that I think about it, brace yourself because this might demand some determined tugging on my part.
~Permilia”
― Jen Turano, Out of the Ordinary

“I assure you, sir, I would have noticed if she'd snatched a tiara straight off some lady's head.”
― Jen Turano, Out of the Ordinary

“Being the magnanimous friend I am, I give you leave to claim the idea of the dance as your own. That, my dear Asher, will allow you to remind your bride twenty years from now of your thoughtfulness when you take to annoying her by chewing your food too loudly, or . . . by breathing.”
― Jen Turano, Out of the Ordinary

“He'd been born with a face that caused ladies to swoon, but he was in possession of something much more significant than a handsome face-- a caring and compassionate heart.”
― Jen Turano, Out of the Ordinary

“You and I are going to have to have a little chat about the delusion you seem to be under regarding my relationship with your brother.
~Gertrude”
― Jen Turano, Out of the Ordinary

“I've heard rumors about people who've recently found the love of their life. Those rumors have it that lovestruck couples soon turn their thoughts to securing love matches for anyone in their direct vicinity who may not be otherwise engaged.
~Gertrude”
― Jen Turano, Out of the Ordinary