Drunk in Love Quotes

“truly, madly, deeply”
― Kristen Luciani, Drunk In Love

“While they paid well, I never understood how some women checked all their rules for decent behavior at the door.”
― Kristen Luciani, Drunk In Love

“Maybe he went to get Funyuns for you.”
― Kristen Luciani, Drunk In Love

“But he didn’t love her, and he highly doubted she loved him, though she threw the words around like one-dollar bills in a strip club.”
― Kristen Luciani, Drunk In Love

“Why didn’t anyone ever tell me never to fuck with a beauty queen’s dress?”
― Kristen Luciani, Drunk In Love

“I’m not normally a horrible person,”
― Kristen Luciani, Drunk In Love

“my standards have dropped so low I'm looking for anything with a Y chromosome and a pulse.”
― Kristen Luciani, Drunk In Love

“Inwardly, I cringe. I’ve heard you should never meet your idols; that the real life person will never live up to the fantasy you’ve made up of them. Holy crap was that ever the truth for me.”
― Kristen Luciani, Drunk In Love

“Clearly, I didn’t think this through rationally, but I had the best intentions.”
― Kristen Luciani, Drunk In Love

“If you don’t agree with me by the end of my explanation and story…you can read it again until you do.”
― Kristen Luciani, Drunk In Love

“What a dumbass. Pretty but so fucking dense.”
― Kristen Luciani, Drunk In Love