All the Dirty Parts Quotes

“I wasn’t just a fuck to them, any of them probably, is what I’m seeing. For every girl I thought I was uncomplicated sex, it wasn’t. Put it this way: if you can’t see the complication, you’re probably it.”
― Daniel Handler, All the Dirty Parts

“The screen shows me Portugal. The screen shows me Cairo. They have a thing where you can wander the streets. I can go anywhere I want is what the screen keeps telling me. Try this. Try there. Go around here. The world’s wide open. You can wander anyplace and you’ll be alone there, too.”
― Daniel Handler, All the Dirty Parts

“She didn't look like a girl who would ruin the whole thing at all.”
― Daniel Handler, All the Dirty Parts

“Who can I complain to, if I don’t like the shape of the globe?”
― Daniel Handler, All the Dirty Parts

“A girl's bag is an abandoned warehouse. Stupid people in horror movies are the only ones to venture in.”
― Daniel Handler, All the Dirty Parts

“For every girl I thought I was uncomplicated sex, it wasn't. Put it this way: if you can't see the complication, you're probably it.”
― Daniel Handler, All the Dirty Parts

“I am. Trying, I'm trying it. But he means something else. I'm trying it like, you find a coin on the table and you spin it for no reason but to see it happen. He's trying it like medical school, because maybe he'll grow up to be a doctor.”
― Daniel Handler, All the Dirty Parts

“Kristen is looking at me like I'm a plume of smoke in the kitchen, right before you yell fire!”
― Daniel Handler, All the Dirty Parts