James Acaster's Classic Scrapes Quotes

“I was never one of those student who thought it was great to see their teaches outside of school, in their normal clothes, living their normal life like a normal person. I actually preferred to keep them as they were: smartly dressed and in charge, maybe even as role models. What I definitely did not want to do was see them getting smashed in Derby town center, smiling at women, and then getting pissy when the women didn't smile back, reminding me that none of the adults in my life really know what they're doing and that I too will never really figure anything out.”
― James Acaster, James Acaster's Classic Scrapes

“If you haven't been to watch live wrestling before you owe it to yourself to go. And if you already go and watch live wrestling, why are you not doing it more often? Yes it's scripted but so is 'The West Wing' and that's why it's amazing.”
― James Acaster, James Acaster's Classic Scrapes

“Failure cannot be understood in theory, only in practice, sometimes over and over and over again.”
― James Acaster, James Acaster's Classic Scrapes

“Having a conversation with a drunk person when you are sober is like being a classroom assistant in a primary school for kids who are drunk.”
― James Acaster, James Acaster's Classic Scrapes