All Those Explosions Were Someone Else's Fault Quotes

“My home is in Banff, Alberta, up in the Rockies. Waterloo is two time zones east, nine hundred kilometers farther south, and more than a thousand meters closer to sea level. Compared to Banff, Waterloo winters were piddly wee puppies that could give you tiny nips, but only if you let them. Albertans refuse to admit that Ontario ever gets cold.”
― James Alan Gardner, All Those Explosions Were Someone Else's Fault

“It was graffiti tagging for rich people, except they used plaques instead of spray paint.”
― James Alan Gardner, All Those Explosions Were Someone Else's Fault

“When CEOs become vampires, Congress outlaws stakes.”
― James Alan Gardner, All Those Explosions Were Someone Else's Fault

“My dear Ninety-Nine,' Aria said, 'paranoia is our friend. Paranoia is our sunscreen, our condom, our duct tape. Paranoia tells the nine times out of ten, and the tenth time is when you weren't paranoid enough. We will never correctly anticipate what flavour of shit will hit the fan, but we can calculate the trajectory and attempt to avoid the splatter.”
― James Alan Gardner, All Those Explosions Were Someone Else's Fault

“A cape?" CeeCee said. "What kind of a moron wears a cape? Oh, &%$#!”
― James Alan Gardner, All Those Explosions Were Someone Else's Fault