We Have Lost The Pelicans Quotes

“What’s going on?’ mumbled Howie. Zayn sat up. ‘Right this second – I’m clueless. But I’m working on it. Pretty soon, I reckon I’ll have some kind of vague idea.”
― Paul Mathews, We Have Lost The Pelicans

“Tell your face to stop impersonating a camel’s rear end.”
― Paul Mathews, We Have Lost The Pelicans

“Who the hell are you?’ she snarled. ‘Howie Pond. I’m the president’s spokesperson.’ ‘Oh, yes. Sorry. I didn’t recognise you without your idiot.”
― Paul Mathews, We Have Lost The Pelicans

“Not another bird to worry about, thought Howie. He already had missing pelicans causing him a headache, ducks possibly wanting revenge for being kicked off the national flag, and a cooked goose trying to make him feel guilty.”
― Paul Mathews, We Have Lost The Pelicans

“the media never let anything inconvenient like facts get in the way of a good headline.”
― Paul Mathews, We Have Lost The Pelicans

“Howie wondered to himself why human beings had never developed the ability to shut their ears, as well as their eyes.”
― Paul Mathews, We Have Lost The Pelicans

“There was no point dwelling on the past. Not when there were mini doughnuts to be eaten in the present.”
― Paul Mathews, We Have Lost The Pelicans

“Why? What’s happening this evening?’ ‘The”
― Paul Mathews, We Have Lost The Pelicans

“Pond.”
― Paul Mathews, We Have Lost The Pelicans