The Toddler Survival Guide Quotes

“Toddlers are like tiny Banksys who want their work to be seen on the biggest canvas possible, and in your home that canvas is your walls.”
― Mike Spohr, The Toddler Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Whiny Unfed

“Toddlers, on the other hand, are able to wreak havoc vertically and with velociraptor-like speed.”
― Mike Spohr, The Toddler Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Whiny Unfed