Shade's Lady Quotes

“Shut it down, Wonder Woman demanded. You have sex with him tonight and you’re officially a prostitute. A cheap prostitute. You think I’d fuck Batman for anything less than ten grand?”
― Joanna Wylde, Shade's Lady

“The man radiated power, strength and raw sex. He was the biggest, nastiest bastard in the room – not to mention easy on the eyes – and deep down inside I just knew we’d make beautiful babies together. Too bad I already sort of had a boyfriend…Shade was so potent we’d probably have quintuplets or something crazy on the first try.
You don’t even want a baby, I reminded my quivering ovaries.
Jump him! Jump him and ride him like a cowgirl! they snapped back.”
― joanna wylde, Shade's Lady

“From now on, consider me your resident nun.” My boss smiled. “I don’t usually see nuns wearing shorts that tiny.” I rolled my eyes. “Okay, so I’m a slutty nun who needs the tips. God understands. You gotta dress for success in this world.”
― Joanna Wylde, Shade's Lady

“Don’t worry about me. I’m real good at this shit. Why do you think they made me president?”
― Joanna Wylde, Shade's Lady

“What will you be?”
Shade smiled.
“I’ll be yours, Mandy.”
“For how long?”
He leaned forward, resting his forehead against mine.
“For as long as you want me, babe. I don’t have much to offer, but what I’ve got is yours.”
― Joanna Wylde, Shade's Lady

“You can bullshit all you want about sex and one-night stands, but I’m not done with you yet and you know it. I get what I want, and I want you.”
― Joanna Wylde, Shade's Lady

“Whatever this was between us, it wasn’t one sided and I wasn’t the only one blown away.
“You can’t tell me this isn’t happening,” he said, the words torn harshly from his throat. I wanted to deny it but I couldn’t.
“I’ve never felt anything like it in my life,” I admitted. He growled, all savage satisfaction at my admission. Then his hand twisted hard in my hair, bringing his mouth back down over mine.”
― Joanna Wylde, Shade's Lady

“That’s your problem, baby. You don’t need a boy—you need a man. Call me when you’re ready.”
― Joanna Wylde, Shade's Lady