Sidetracked Quotes

“There’s a certain high you get from fooling the world into thinking you’re the lamb instead of the rabid wolf.”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“A serial killer sharing a house with a homicide detective and a FBI agent. Life doesn’t get more complicated than this.”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“It’s sad that I want to hide my bodies now so that my boyfriend gets a break and can spend more time with me.”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“I really don’t like her. Can I cut her? Just a little?”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“Two bodies in two days is a rapid devolution. He’s getting too bold.” I dropped two bodies in one day, but I hardly feel like now is the time to brag about my awesome efficiency.”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“Why is there a gun hidden in my bathroom? Have you ever seen a horror film?”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“just smile, looking all sweet and shit. No ruthless killer here, boys. Just a harmless woman falling in love. That’s all.”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“It’s all cloak and dagger right now. That’s what happens when you’re a serial killer dating a FBI profiler who hunts serial killers.”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“When anger rises, think of the consequences. —Confucius”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“But they’re looking for a monster. Not a girl who loves red. Not a girl who is falling in love. Not a girl who died ten years ago.”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“Do I need to kill her? No. No. I can’t kill her. Not unless she’s a rapist. Any chance she’s a rapist?”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“To see and listen to the wicked is already the beginning of wickedness. —Confucius”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“The FBI will be all over me. And my boyfriend has the cops watching my house. The house where I have all my murder supplies that I have to use. Cops that follow me to the store when I get milk. Obviously they can’t follow me and guard my kill zone for days on end while I torture people. Stupid Boogeyman. I wish I could castrate him.”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“Kill all the monsters,” she whispers. “That way they don’t hurt anyone else.” Lindy’s breath catches, and I frown. I hope her influence outshines mine in the long run. “I’ll kill them all so you never have to,” I whisper back,”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance. —Confucius”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“A serial killer sharing a house with a homicide detective and a FBI agent.”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts?”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“But I obviously don’t point that out. A good, sane, non-stabby girl wouldn’t know that.”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“We had him all wrong. There won’t be animal cruelty in his past. He’ll have been someone gentle, possibly naïve and trusting—too trusting. Trusting enough to have been someone’s victim.”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“Why is there a gun hidden in my bathroom? Have you ever seen a horror film? The girl always gets stabbed in the shower. Or she runs into the bathroom and locks the door, but has no way to defend herself when the psycho killer breaks in.”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“Logan is taunting. Duke is arrogant. And I’m worried there’s about to be a sword fight in my living room. And not with actual swords.”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“The relief that washes over his face makes it worth all the million and one things that can go wrong. He genuinely cares about me. He’s terrified for me right now because a merciless killer might be after me. The irony isn’t lost on me.”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“Now I just wait on the chips to fall in place, and while they play poker, I’ll be playing dominoes.”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“It’s often easier for someone to believe evil can’t exist inside someone they love, than to admit they’ve failed someone who should be more important. We see it too often. The blind eye effect is what we call it,”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. —Confucius”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“He’s bringing back parts of me that I thought were dead, resurrecting my soul from ashes. But all the shadows that lurk inside me, hiding the monster within… Those are parts he can never see.”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“She has no idea at how sick the world is.”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“Keep me awake while I drive,” I tell her, not commenting on any of the other. “You want me to tell you about how I broke my vibrator this morning?”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked

“Definitely should have stabbed that motherfucker more. And weighed him down with stones. And chummed the water for sharks or something. Are there sharks here?”
― S.T. Abby, Sidetracked