Collected Christmas Horror Shorts Quotes

“He tossed his big, fluffy, red sack into the passenger seat and saddled up beside it. As he took the reins in his hand, the smell of reindeer farts filled his nose and lungs. The old hag always fed them a protein-rich meal the night before to ensure they had the strength to pull his lard ass around the entire world. "Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now Prancer and Vixen! On Comet! On Cupid! On Donner and Blitzen!”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, Collected Christmas Horror Shorts

“Can't you see it? He's got us all FOOLED! Santa is just an anagram for Satan!”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, Collected Christmas Horror Shorts