Not Tonight, Josephine Quotes

“It was our first ever visit to Walmart...It sucks you in like a black hole. In Walmart nobody can hear you scream. They have no order or continutiy. Walmart just puts rows and aisles wherever the f**k it likes.”
― George Mahood, Not Tonight, Josephine: A Road Trip Through Small-Town America

“In Britain, you could drive 400 miles from London and be fairly deep into Scotland. In America, people drive 400 miles as a diversion. ‘Do”
― George Mahood, Not Tonight, Josephine: A Road Trip Through Small-Town America

“So, where did the town get the name Two Dot? It’s a pretty cool name.’ ‘From the cows,’ said one of the men. ‘The cows chose the name?’ I asked. ‘No, don’t be foolish. From a local cattle rancher named George ‘Two Dot’ Wilson. This all used to be his land. The branding iron he used for his cows was just two dots. And the name just sorta stuck.”
― George Mahood, Not Tonight, Josephine: A Road Trip Through Small-Town America

“Grand Teton literally translates as Big Tits National Park. The area was named either by French-Canadian explorers or a Native American Sioux tribe (depending on which version of events you believe) because of the peaks’ resemblance to a pair of breasts. If the National Park Service renamed it Big Tits National Park they would undoubtedly see a dramatic rise in visitor numbers, but it might perhaps leave a few tourists feeling short-changed.”
― George Mahood, Not Tonight, Josephine: A Road Trip Through Small-Town America

“Breckenridge is”
― George Mahood, Not Tonight, Josephine: A Road Trip Through Small-Town America

“blue”
― George Mahood, Not Tonight, Josephine: A Road Trip Through Small-Town America

“Kelly’s Island was fabulous. It was still early in the season and there were very few people about. We spent the day riding up and down quiet little lanes and exploring every inch of the island. We visited several beaches, I swam in a disused quarry, we played crazy golf – this time, a more traditional (crap) British style, complete with a windmill that you had to putt through – and we ate many ice-creams. We returned our bikes late afternoon, much to the delight of the tyrannical lady in charge of rentals, and boarded the ferry back to the mainland, before driving to a rest area further along Lake Erie.”
― George Mahood, Not Tonight, Josephine: A Road Trip Through Small-Town America