Cyclops Road Quotes

“This is a really lame exchange of hidden messages.”
― Jeff Strand, Cyclops Road

“If Raiders of the Lost Ark taught us anything, it's that you don't swing your sword at somebody who has a gun.”
― Jeff Strand, Cyclops Road

“through an actual haunted forest! Just hope that your tram doesn't break down, because this forest is PACKED with monsters...   Draculas (with JA Konrath, Blake Crouch, and F. Paul Wilson). An outbreak of feral vampires in a secluded hospital. This one isn't much like Twilight.   For information on all of these books, visit Jeff Strand's more-or-less official”
― Jeff Strand, Cyclops Road

“The Severed Nose. What would you do if you came home one evening and found a severed nose lying on a plate on your dining room table?   Disposal. Frank, a self-proclaimed scumbag, is hired to murder an old man...but the old bastard just won't DIE!!!   Elrod McBugle on the Loose. A comedy for kids (and adults who were warped as kids).   Out of Whack. A coming-of-age comedy about love, friendship, and the realization that trying to yank somebody's panties off in a passionate manner can only lead to wedgies.   How to Rescue a Dead Princess. A ridiculous spoof of fantasy novels. Lots and lots and lots of jokes, but I'm willing to admit that it perhaps tries a bit too”
― Jeff Strand, Cyclops Road

“What a nutzo way to die, huh? Not that it's a competition, but my demise is going to be far more spectacular than my wife's.”
― Jeff Strand, Cyclops Road

“Are you sure we can trust him?" I ask. "How do we know he's not an axe-murderer?" "I hope he is. Axe-murdering would be a useful skill.”
― Jeff Strand, Cyclops Road

“I like to think of it as, my parents live with me,”
― Jeff Strand, Cyclops Road

“Even if you're on a professional assignment, it's difficult to ignore the sounds of a couple going at it like wild animals. I”
― Jeff Strand, Cyclops Road

“make”
― Jeff Strand, Cyclops Road