Miss Daisy Is Crazy! Quotes

“A lot of people seem nice when you first meet them. Then later you find out that they are evil villains who plan to take over the world.”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Daisy Is Crazy!

“My”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Daisy Is Crazy!

“My name is A.J. I like football and video games, and I hate school.” Our teacher, Miss Daisy, was taking attendance. It was the first day of second grade. Miss Daisy told everyone in the class to stand up, say our name, and say something about ourself. All the kids laughed when I said I hated school. But there was nothing funny about it. I have learned a lot in my eight years.”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Daisy Is Crazy!

“arcade”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Daisy Is Crazy!

“Emily,”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Daisy Is Crazy!

“How”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Daisy Is Crazy!

“What Do You Want to Be?”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Daisy Is Crazy!

“Dumb Miss Daisy and Principal Klutz”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Daisy Is Crazy!

“You don’t?”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Daisy Is Crazy!

“Dumb”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Daisy Is Crazy!

“Miss Daisy seemed like a pretty cool lady, for a teacher. Anybody who hated school and liked to sit around watching TV and eating chocolate treats was okay by me. Me and Miss Daisy had a lot in common. Maybe going to school wouldn’t be so terrible after all.”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Daisy Is Crazy!

“They sound delicious!” said Andrea Young, a girl with curly brown hair. She was sitting up real straight in the front of the class with her hands folded like they were attached to each other.”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Daisy Is Crazy!

“My name is A.J. I like football and video games, and I hate school.” Our teacher, Miss Daisy, was taking attendance.”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Daisy Is Crazy!

“This was his idea: We should buy the school.”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Daisy Is Crazy!

“The Most Genius Idea!”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Daisy Is Crazy!

“Do you have a dungeon down in the basement where you put the bad kids?” I asked. “Actually, the dungeon is on the third floor,” Principal Klutz replied. Nobody laughed this time. He quickly told us that he was just making a joke and that he didn’t even have a dungeon at all. Principal Klutz must have felt bad that we didn’t think his joke was funny, because he invited us all up to the front of the room to touch his bald head. We did, and that”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Daisy Is Crazy!

“Our lips would be sealed. But not sealed with glue or anything. That would be gross.”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Daisy Is Crazy!

“friend”
― Dan Gutman, Miss Daisy Is Crazy!