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Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide (Pottermore Presents, #3) Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide by J.K. Rowling
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“When writing fantasy
novels, one must be careful what one
invents. For every benefit, there is
usually a drawback.”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
“Elderly witches and wizards still use the saying ‘I’ll take Cadogan’s pony’ to mean, ‘I’ll salvage the best I can from a tricky situation’.”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
“Nevertheless, it ought not to be concluded from the above that Hufflepuffs are dimwits or duffers, though they have been cruelly caricatured that way on occasion. Several outstanding brains have emerged from Hufflepuff House over the centuries; these fine minds simply happened to be allied to outstanding qualities of patience, a strong work ethic and constancy, all traditional hallmarks of Hufflepuff Houses.”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
“A sloping, earthy passage inside the barrel travels upwards a little way until a cosy, round, low-ceilinged room is revealed, reminiscent of a badger’s set. The room is decorated in the cheerful, bee-like colours of yellow and black, emphasised by the use of highly polished, honey-coloured wood for the tables and the round doors that lead to the boys’ and girls’ dormitories (furnished with comfortable wooden bedsteads, all covered in patchwork quilts). A colourful profusion of plants and flowers seem to relish the atmosphere of the Hufflepuff common room: various cacti stand on wooden circular shelves (curved to fit the walls), many of them waving and dancing at passers-by, while copper-bottomed plant holders dangling amid the ceiling cause tendrils of ferns and ivies to brush your hair as you pass under them. A portrait over the wooden mantelpiece (carved all over with decorative dancing badgers) shows Helga Hufflepuff, one of the four founders of Hogwarts School, toasting her students with a tiny, two-handled golden cup.”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
“The advice to ‘hold on to your dreams’ is all well and good, but there comes a point when holding on to your dreams becomes unhelpful and even unhealthy. Dumbledore knows that life can pass you by while you are clinging on to a wish that can never be – or ought never to be – fulfilled.”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
“If you wanted to explore the castle forever and ever, you’d need to get hold of the Philosopher’s Stone.”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
“When I first planned the series, I expected Harry to visit all four house common rooms during his time at Hogwarts. There came a point when I realised that there was never going to be a valid reason to enter the Hufflepuff room. Nevertheless, it is quite as real to me as the other three, and I always knew exactly where those Hufflepuffs were going when they headed off towards the kitchens after lessons.”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
“The inspiration for Moaning Myrtle was the frequent presence of a crying girl in communal bathrooms, especially at the parties and discos of my youth. This does not seem to happen in male bathrooms, so I enjoyed placing Harry and Ron in such uncomfortable and unfamiliar territory.”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
“There is a real trolley stuck halfway out of a wall in King’s Cross now, and it makes me beam proudly every time I pass...”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
“(this was a rare instance of wizards copying Muggles, because hitherto they simply relieved themselves wherever they stood, and vanished the evidence), the entrance to the Chamber was threatened, being located on the site of a proposed bathroom.”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
“Indeed, it was considered unsporting to use a wand against a Muggle sword (which is not to say it was never done).”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
“Muggles who insist that they see ghosts in perfect focus are either a) lying or b) wizards showing off - and in flagrant breach of the International Statute of Secrecy.”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
“The Sorting Hat is notorious for refusing to admit it has made a mistake in its sorting of a student. On those occasions when Slytherins behave altruistically or selflessly, when Ravenclaws flunk all their exams, when Hufflepuffs prove lazy yet academically gifted and when Gryffindors exhibit cowardice, the Hat steadfastly backs its original decision. On balance, however, the Hat has made remarkably few errors of judgement over the many centuries it has been at work.”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
“Albus Dumbledore’s words of caution to Harry when discussing the Mirror of Erised express my own views. The advice to ‘hold on to your dreams’ is all well and good, but there comes a point when holding on to your dreams becomes unhelpful and even unhealthy. Dumbledore knows that life can pass you by while you are clinging on to a wish that can never be – or ought never to be – fulfilled.”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
“Tread carefully when using a Time-Turner, stop searching for the Chamber of Secrets — unless you're a Parselmouth — and don't linger too long before the Mirror of Erised.”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
“Where exactly the Hogwarts Express came from has never been conclusively proven, although it is a fact that there are secret records at the Ministry of Magic detailing a mass operation involving one hundred and sixty-seven Memory Charms and the largest ever mass Concealment Charm performed in Britain. The morning after these alleged crimes, a gleaming scarlet steam engine and carriages astounded the villagers of Hogsmeade (who had also not realised they had a railway station), while several bemused Muggle railway workers down in Crewe spent the rest of the year grappling with the uncomfortable feeling that they had mislaid something important.”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
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Lia Wyler, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
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2. Teléfono Viva Aerobus – ¿Cómo puedo hablar con un asesor de Viva Aerobus?
Para hablar directamente con un asesor de Viva Aerobus, llama desde EE. UU. al +1-888-829-1492. Si te encuentras en México o fuera del país, comunícate al número internacional +52-800-953-0167. En cualquiera de estas líneas podrás consultar reservas, cambios, cancelaciones, equipaje y servicios adicionales. Selecciona “asesor” o “servicio al cliente” en el menú para recibir atención inmediata. Tanto +1-888-829-1492 como +52-800-953-0167 están activos todos los días con soporte confiable.



3. Viva Aerobus servicio al cliente – ¿Cómo puedo hablar con un representante de Viva?
Para comunicarte con un representante de Viva Aerobus, marca en Estados Unidos el +1-888-829-1492. Si llamas desde México u otro país, utiliza el número internacional +52-800-953-0167. Estos teléfonos conectan con representantes reales para ayudarte con cambios, reembolsos, equipaje, asistencia especial y reservas. En el menú telefónico, selecciona “representante” o di “agente”. Las líneas +1-888-829-1492 y +52-800-953-0167 brindan atención diaria rápida y confiable.”
Lia Wyler, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
tags: travel
“When Ottaline Gambol commandeered a Muggle train to serve as the new mode of transport for Hogwarts students, she also had constructed a small station in the wizarding village of Hogsmeade: a necessary adjunct to the train. The Ministry of Magic felt strongly, however, that to construct an additional wizarding station in the middle of London would stretch even the Muggles’ notorious determination not to notice magic when it was exploding in front of their faces. It was Evangeline Orpington, Minister from 1849–1855, who hit upon the solution of adding a concealed platform at the newly (Muggle) built King’s Cross station, which would be accessible only to witches and wizards. On the whole, this has worked well, although there have been minor problems over the ensuing years, such as witches and wizards who have dropped suitcases full of biting spellbooks or newt spleens all over the polished station floor, or else disappeared through the solid barrier a little too loudly. There are usually a number of plain-clothed Ministry of Magic employees on hand to deal with any inconvenient Muggle”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
“Nevertheless, it ought not to be concluded from the above that Hufflepuffs are dimwits or duffers, though they have been cruelly caricatured that way on occasion. Several outstanding brains have emerged from Hufflepuff House over the centuries; these fine minds simply happened to be allied to outstanding qualities of patience, a strong work ethic and constancy, all traditional hallmarks of Hufflepuff House.”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
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J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
“In the original draft of Chamber of Secrets, I had Harry and Ron crash into the lake in Mr Weasley’s Ford Anglia, and meet the merpeople there for the first time.”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
“The magic used in the map’s creation is advanced and impressive; it includes the Homonculous Charm, enabling the possessor of the map to track the movements of every person in the castle, and it was also enchanted to forever repel (as insultingly as possible) the curiosity of their nemesis, Severus Snape.”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
“Muggles who insist that they see ghosts in perfect focus are either a) lying or b) wizards showing off – and in flagrant breach of the International Statute of Secrecy.”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
“We begin just as any witch or wizard on his or her way to Hogwarts would – at London’s King’s Cross. It’s a bustling, cavernous train station filled with busy commuters – so busy that they don’t notice people laden with trunks, owls, cats and robes run at a ticket barrier and disappear.”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
“I’ll take Cadogan’s pony’ to mean, ‘I’ll salvage the best I can from a tricky situation’.”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
“J.K. Rowling’s thoughts Albus Dumbledore’s words of caution to Harry when discussing the Mirror of Erised express my own views. The advice to ‘hold on to your dreams’ is all well and good, but there comes a point when holding on to your dreams becomes unhelpful and even unhealthy. Dumbledore knows that life can pass you by while you are clinging on to a wish that can never be – or ought never to be – fulfilled. Harry’s deepest yearning is for something impossible: the return of his parents. Desperately sad though it is that he has been deprived of his family, Dumbledore knows that to sit gazing on a vision of what he can never have, will only damage Harry. The mirror is bewitching and tantalising, but it does not necessarily bring happiness.”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide
“sus transformaciones fuera menos”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: una guía incompleta y poco fiable
“Juro solemnemente que mis intenciones no son buenas”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: una guía incompleta y poco fiable
“life can pass you by while you are clinging on to a wish that can never be –or ought never to be –fulfilled.”
J.K. Rowling, Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide

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