Two Necromancers, a Dragon, and a Vampire Quotes

“Well, if nothing else goes right during this mission, I can honestly say that I am fulfilling one of the dreams that every necromancer has–zombie pirates.”
― L.G. Estrella, Two Necromancers, a Dragon, and a Vampire

“This isn’t a sparring session or a training exercise. In this situation, fighting fair is a great way to end up dead.”
― L.G. Estrella, Two Necromancers, a Dragon, and a Vampire

“Young men dreamed of their place in history. Old men wondered when they would be history.”
― L.G. Estrella, Two Necromancers, a Dragon, and a Vampire

“He was the epitome of a scruffy prison guard, and now he was the epitome of a scruffy prison guard who was flying through the air like a ragdoll with a face that was even less handsome than before – and he’d not been good looking by any measure whatsoever.”
― L.G. Estrella, Two Necromancers, a Dragon, and a Vampire

“Why does it have to be spiders?”
― L. G. Estrella, Two Necromancers, a Dragon, and a Vampire

“wasn’t Avraniel the least bit embarrassed about saying things like that about the anatomy of her opponents? And Katie was absolutely sure that what Avraniel had just suggested the ogre do with its club was anatomically impossible. Her eyes widened, and her jaw dropped. Apparently, it wasn’t anatomically impossible. It was just extremely fatal. Antics”
― L. G. Estrella, Two Necromancers, a Dragon, and a Vampire