How to Bang a Billionaire Quotes

“He was like a nearly-there Rubik's Cube - this sealed box, all perfect edges and matched-up colors, except for the occasional hopeless misalignment, a lost orange square and a yellow piece stuck in a corner. Though why I thought this made me the right person for him I have no idea.
I'd never solved one of those fuckers in my entire life.”
― Alexis Hall, How to Bang a Billionaire

“I’d never been a big fan of deserving. It always seemed like something other people decided for you.”
― Alexis Hall, How to Bang a Billionaire

“If you were mine, I'd want to make you feel safe and I'd make sure you never forget the extraordinary man you are.”
― Alexis Hall, How to Bang a Billionaire

“I don’t know how you acquire acquired tastes.”
― Alexis Hall, How to Bang a Billionaire

“bring me my coffee and unleash the boys.”
― Alexis Hall, How to Bang a Billionaire

“Let your life lightly dance on the edges of Time.”
― Alexis Hall, How to Bang a Billionaire

“I was getting that I Am Legend feeling again, although the Legend part was especially ill-fitting. I Am Minor Folktale.”
― Alexis Hall, How to Bang a Billionaire

“He was the human equivalent of an offer from Oxford: difficult to get, impossible to turn down, and guaranteed to make you feel as if you’d only been chosen because of an administrative error.”
― Alexis Hall, How to Bang a Billionaire

“Except they’re so banal and half-arsed it hardly seems worth it.” I sighed. “I swear to God, I found one that opened ‘Bleak House, the Victorian novel by the Victorian novelist Charles Dickens’…Oh my God, I’ve wasted three years of my life.”
― Alexis Hall, How to Bang a Billionaire

“Shit. I invited him to the dinner as well. What if I have to talk to him and look at him at the same time?”
― Alexis Hall, How to Bang a Billionaire

“Compromises are usually just a solution nobody wants.” “That’s how it works in my family. We sit down and come to a civilized agreement we all hate.”
― Alexis Hall, How to Bang a Billionaire

“Isn’t that what being twenty is all about?” “Being an idiot?” “No.” She grinned, looking all impish and twinkly. “I meant, falling for unsuitable people. Breaking hearts and having your heart broken. Living the stories that are worth telling.”
― Alexis Hall, How to Bang a Billionaire

“was a pearly pale morning. The sky almost iridescent. A swirl of cloud cover and the rising sun. I watched the streets with wonder. Finished a bottle of water. I was exhausted in a distant physical way, but I wasn’t tired. An odd distinction, but it absolutely made sense right then.”
― Alexis Hall, How to Bang a Billionaire

“I watched the streets with wonder. Finished a bottle of water. I was exhausted in a distant physical way, but I wasn’t tired. An odd distinction, but it absolutely made sense right then.”
― Alexis Hall, How to Bang a Billionaire

“I kept them until all their colors were gone. Until they looked like they were made of paper. Until they started to make my room unpleasantly swampy-smelling. Until I had no choice but to let them go. Along with the man who had sent them to me.”
― Alexis Hall, How to Bang a Billionaire

“It turned out I wasn’t angry or invincible at all. Just far too young for a game I hadn’t understood we were playing.”
― Alexis Hall, How to Bang a Billionaire

“What the hell are you implying? Yes, I’ve slept around but I’m not Alexander Fleming’s petri dish.”
― Alexis Hall, How to Bang a Billionaire