The Pink Beetle Quotes

“Nothing like a hot cup of black filtered coffee, none of that fancy espresso crap. Especially from those new pod machines. What is this, a spaceship?”
― Caspar Vega, The Pink Beetle

“Hang out in front of a school on a Friday after class has been dismissed. Some notion. I wonder if any inmates ever choose to just hang out in front of the prison after they've been released.”
― Caspar Vega, The Pink Beetle

“I do believe in Providence. There have been far too many tiny perfect coincidences in my life. At some point, they cease to be coincidences.”
― Caspar Vega, The Pink Beetle

“I’m at peak physical condition now. People sometimes assume I was in the army. I think I’m too insubordinate for that line of work. There’s enough to do around here. I read somewhere that you could still fit the entire world’s population into Texas. Imagine that.”
― Caspar Vega, The Pink Beetle

“You can tell he never even considered the possibility of something like this happening to him. He's as out of his element hiring an investigator to snoop on his wife as he would be auditioning for a Russian ballet.”
― Caspar Vega, The Pink Beetle