The King of Bourbon Street Quotes

“It's stupid to get involved with a girl from Connecticut.
Good thing I'm stupid.”
― Thea de Salle, The King of Bourbon Street

“It’s hard to believe he’s the same hobo from the terrace. Mr. DuMont, not Ted Bundy.”
― Thea de Salle, The King of Bourbon Street

“Why does my conscience sound like Cylan?”
― Thea de Salle, The King of Bourbon Street

“It’d been a shitty month—”
― Thea de Salle, The King of Bourbon Street

“I like how you are. So you have quirks. All the most interesting people do.”
― Thea de Salle, The King of Bourbon Street

“My ass has a side of ass with extra ass on top.”
― Thea de Salle, The King of Bourbon Street

“He wasn’t always sure whether he was playing dom the way he should—if there even was a right way to do it, beyond the usual mantra of safe, sane, consensual—but this time he was confident he’d done his job well. It hadn’t felt like playing at all. He felt right at home. Maybe that’s the trick to it. Confidence. Confidence and cunnilingus. I can do that.”
― Thea de Salle, The King of Bourbon Street

“The response was immediate; she went limp in his hands, a pile of pink, adorable gelatin he wanted to play with for hours.”
― Thea de Salle, The King of Bourbon Street

“On any other woman, the blue strapless party dress would have been elegant, and maybe scandalous with its plummeting neckline showing off oodles and oodles—and oodles and oodles and oodles dear Jesus those things are fantastic—of cleavage. On her, it looked cute. It wasn’t that she wasn’t sexy—she was sexy as hell—it was just that the golden curls, big eyes, and peach lipstick made her so adorably squishy that all he wanted to do was hug her.”
― Thea de Salle, The King of Bourbon Street

“The other Barringtons were lithe and graceful, but for her, carbohydrates were hips in larval form.”
― Thea de Salle, The King of Bourbon Street