Cat Incarcerated Quotes

“Please do me a favor if you can. Next time you see a vagrant wandering or slumming, ask him or her: “HOW COME YOU HATE CATS?!” and then walk away in disgust. That’d be great.”
― Noah Nichols, Cat Incarcerated

“To acknowledge her change of heart, I leaped onto her right shoulder blade and licked the lower part of her ear, much to her surprise. It was good for a giggle. Sometimes that’s all you have to do, ya know?
Lube a lobe.”
― Noah Nichols, Cat Incarcerated

“My hands are now paws, and I have no grip to speak of. That’s why cats have to lap milk out of a bowl for refreshment. You don’t think a feline of any kind would want to pop open a can if they could? ‘Course they would. We’re just limited in our options.”
― Noah Nichols, Cat Incarcerated