Noah Nichols

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Hi! I have been put on this lovely planet to experience just three things until an eventual, listless death:

1. Write (and review) many varying novels from the heart.

2. Be judged haphazardly by others devoid of said heart.

3. Make pensive music for a small circle of ears.

It's a long road ahead...

Or is it?

As of this writing—6/26/19, to be exact—I'm just an author's author to the reader's reader, and here are my specific books in alphabetical order:

Cat Incarcerated
No Net
The Last Offender

P.S. When the date's no longer current, that means I'm probably dead. Future cry for me.

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Noah Nichols The reason why I've come to a startling conclusion that the Internet will be our eventual downfall is the fact that I have two working eyes. I can see…moreThe reason why I've come to a startling conclusion that the Internet will be our eventual downfall is the fact that I have two working eyes. I can see it. With the advent of smartphones as well as countless apps designed to distract more than stimulate intelligently, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that it's all become a habit most can't kick. People wrap their cars around trees, fall off of cliffs, commit suicide. They DIE. Why? All because of the World Wide Web. Don't believe me, that's fine! Look it up and then look around you while out in public. A zombie herd, drones with nothing to offer except their overbearing vanity and/or clueless stupidity. That's where we're at right now. Pokemon Go, anyone? Clearly, it's just going to get worse, but the pressing question is this...
Will you let yourself meld into the machines as expected or will you take back what it means to be a human being again and enjoy life?(less)
Noah Nichols Very pleased to know that I digitally motivated you to read more! Enjoy your journey. As for me, I am setting out to focus on everything. No genre…moreVery pleased to know that I digitally motivated you to read more! Enjoy your journey. As for me, I am setting out to focus on everything. No genre left neglected, no voice left unheard. My own writing is eclectic by nature, so my reading shall be the same for this year and beyond...(less)
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No Net

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Cat Incarcerated

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Being a novelist is a unique thing. Sometimes you don't talk to anybody for days...maybe even weeks. I'm guilty of that exact action. You just let yourself drown in intricate make-believe. For anybody who cares, I have worked on my third novel for nearly two years. It's something that I've put EVERYTHING into. I've driven my supremely supportive (and searingly smart) girlfriend completely crazy... Read more of this blog post »
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“All we have are our words and our actions. They are what define us. And one without the other is no good. You need to utilize both to make true change. Within yourself. Internally and externally.”
Noah Nichols, No Net

“Please do me a favor if you can. Next time you see a vagrant wandering or slumming, ask him or her: “HOW COME YOU HATE CATS?!” and then walk away in disgust. That’d be great.”
Noah Nichols, Cat Incarcerated

“Fixated. Looking down toward a small community and wondering. Wondering what folks even do on their smartphones and tablets. Engrained in their simple, unimportant lives. It had gotten so bad. No real, meaningful face-to-face discussions with friends or family. Just swill. Internet as the caretaker, the listener, the lover, the receiver, and the retriever.”
Noah Nichols, No Net

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“All we have are our words and our actions. They are what define us. And one without the other is no good. You need to utilize both to make true change. Within yourself. Internally and externally.”
Noah Nichols, No Net

“Fixated. Looking down toward a small community and wondering. Wondering what folks even do on their smartphones and tablets. Engrained in their simple, unimportant lives. It had gotten so bad. No real, meaningful face-to-face discussions with friends or family. Just swill. Internet as the caretaker, the listener, the lover, the receiver, and the retriever.”
Noah Nichols, No Net

“Sixty-four years of joint decomposition had dissolved and become the body of a beginning year once more, as the married couple happily walked toward the Eiffel Tower, hand in hand and step by step, onto an empty canvas to explore exponentially.”
Noah Nichols, No Net

“Please do me a favor if you can. Next time you see a vagrant wandering or slumming, ask him or her: “HOW COME YOU HATE CATS?!” and then walk away in disgust. That’d be great.”
Noah Nichols, Cat Incarcerated




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message 10: by Mike

Mike Thanks for the friend invite, Noah. Finally realized I had read your review of "Guest Bed" previously which was why your name niggled familiar to me. Looking forward to our future interaction. Happy reading in the meantime.


Emelia Hi Noah !
Another Ohioan !
Well met!
Thanks for the friendvite and seeing as how we are now friends.....er.....um...possibly send me a copy of Cat Incarcerated?
Would be happy to do a review !


message 8: by Noah

Noah Nichols Debbie wrote: "Hi Noah! You sent me mail about Cat Incarcerated about a week or so ago, and it disappeared. Please resend! :)"

Oh no, Debbie! That's unfortunate for you. Sorry...all digital copies are sold out! Just kidding, of course. I'll be happy to resend! In fact, I'll do it RIGHT NOW.


message 7: by Noah

Noah Nichols Stacy wrote: "I sure would like a copy of Cat Incarcerated! Thank you Noah!"

Sure thing! Will direct message you on here very soon, Stacy.


message 6: by Stacy

Stacy I sure would like a copy of Cat Incarcerated! Thank you Noah!


Debbie Hi Noah! You sent me mail about Cat Incarcerated about a week or so ago, and it disappeared. Please resend! :)


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Noah Nichols Carolyn wrote: "Hi Noah, thanks for the friend request!"


Of course! Your bookshelf on here is impressive, I'll be sure to add some of them onto my own.


Carolyn Hi Noah, thanks for the friend request!


message 2: by Noah

Noah Nichols Likewise, Kira! I look forward to reading Stay With Me soon.


message 1: by Kira

Kira Hawke Hey there Noah! Thanks for the friend request - it's nice to meet you ;)


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