Zeller's Alley Quotes

“If you ever find happiness,
cut off its legs.”
― B. Diehl, Zeller's Alley

“Sometimes, I wake up feeling
crazier than usual.

Those are my favorite
and most productive days.”
― B. Diehl, Zeller's Alley

“No, I'm not an 'anarchist.'
Fuck your political ideology.”
― B. Diehl, Zeller's Alley

“So if love is for fools, throw me a tambourine.
I'll wear it as a crown.”
― B. Diehl, Zeller's Alley