The Pussy Quotes

“You get girls so you can feel something. But you can only get girls if you feel nothing.”
― Delicious Tacos, The Pussy

“you get a good story about three times a year. It comes in the shower on a day you have time. Couple hours to crank out, couple more to edit and there you have it. But you aren’t responsible. It’s from some antenna you put out and it happens to pick up a signal. Ideas sit for years before the way to crack them hits you. You can’t force it. All you can do is try not to fuck it up. Stay out of its way. Don’t slack off and erase your mind reading about rape on Twitter.”
― Delicious Tacos, The Pussy

“There are more women talking about the lack of women in STEM fields than there are women in STEM fields.”
― Delicious Tacos, The Pussy

“Are you PASSIONATE about finance? I can’t even conceive of the malformed subhuman who honestly says “yes.”
― Delicious Tacos, The Pussy

“You had a good life and a good home. You loved me and I loved you. I'll let your ashes go in the park. When night comes and the wind blows in over the grass you'll come home.”
― Delicious Tacos, The Pussy

“What if I need a "cool" job again. What a nightmare. What if to get women you have to be the only thing you hate.”
― Delicious Tacos, The Pussy

“She grew up middle class but fucks like a ward of the state.”
― Delicious Tacos, The Pussy

“Small dogs replace a child. Big dogs replace a man. Women with dogs always die alone.”
― Delicious Tacos, The Pussy

“This is her modus operandi. Rich men who make computers and spaceships take her out. Try to get her drunk on $3,000 bottles of wine. Promise houses and boats. I’m telling you this so you know how hot she is. I’m telling you how hot she is so you know how great I am.”
― Delicious Tacos, The Pussy

“All men, always, are just walking around with this. You can’t jerk it out of you.”
― Delicious Tacos, The Pussy

“Check my phone. Lena Dunham favorited my twitter picture. Her with Nicolas Cage’s head. This delights me. I have been noticed by someone famous. I’m in an Echo Park coffee shop drinking a tea called “Spring Jasmine.” Grinning uncontrollably because Lena fucking Dunham knows I exist.”
― Delicious Tacos, The Pussy

“Pert little balls, not the H.P. Lovecraft flesh sac hanging off my battered and impotent member now.”
― Delicious Tacos, The Pussy

“We would call through San Francisco and some number exchanges are nothing but Chinese fresh off the boat, or Chinese who’d been here for years but never got off the boat in their minds,”
― Delicious Tacos, The Pussy

“Or you get fifteen minutes of no English. We would call through San Francisco and some number exchanges are nothing but Chinese fresh off the boat, or Chinese who’d been here for years but never got off the boat in their minds,”
― Delicious Tacos, The Pussy

“We want a passionate committed detail oriented motivated self starter who is a total rock star about getting the building manager to fix our toilet before the other five people with plumbing problems get their issues handled; who can outmaneuver the rock stars from that commercial real estate office on the sixth floor.”
― Delicious Tacos, The Pussy

“And women never look at you except to catch you looking.”
― Delicious Tacos, The Pussy

“They didn’t fuck anymore. He cared about her too much. You have to want to hurt somebody to fuck them. They tried a few times and he would look in her eyes and it would make him laugh.”
― Delicious Tacos, The Pussy