Sweet Tea and Sympathy Quotes

“But I’m just Southern enough and polite enough to say ‘bless her heart’ instead of ‘screw that knock-kneed bitch.’” “The sweeter you bless somebody, the more you hate them. But nobody can get mad at you, because you’re just being a good Christian lady,” Frankie said, her eyes wide and guileless.”
― Molly Harper, Sweet Tea and Sympathy

“Sometimes life just stinks like a bass in your couch,” Stan said. “It’s not fair. And sometimes it doesn’t get better. And sometimes there’s no reason for it. It just stinks. You can either lean into it and try to ride it out, or you can fold under the weight.”
― Molly Harper, Sweet Tea and Sympathy

“No sweets! We're talking total ice cream lockdown!" Kyle called. "Don't make me get the kale!”
― Molly Harper, Sweet Tea and Sympathy

“You don't chase stupid! It will find you eventually!”
― Molly Harper, Sweet Tea and Sympathy

“I don't trust anything that tries that hard to be cute.”
― Molly Harper, Sweet Tea and Sympathy

“It's in the bylaws. If we're not feedin' someone pork products, we get all twitchy and just start throwin' biscuits at innocent bystanders.”
― Molly Harper, Sweet Tea and Sympathy

“She's small, sneaky, and has a profound sense of retaliation. Like God's little angel of vengeance.”
― Molly Harper, Sweet Tea and Sympathy

“That's what the last girl who stalked me said.”
― Molly Harper, Sweet Tea and Sympathy