The Unyielding Quotes

“They talk to me and tell me I’m pretty and inform me when the neighbor’s dog is stalking me in the name of the high god Satan . . . so how imaginary can they be?”
― Shelly Laurenston, The Unyielding

“Bear put his hand over his heart. “I just feel that something horrible has happened to a book somewhere that has my ancestors crying out in horror and pure pain.” Ski”
― Shelly Laurenston, The Unyielding

“It’s so hard to tell with him. He always looks like he’s working the customer service desk at the DMV.” “I always thought he looked like a postal worker who’s about one write-up away from losing it completely.”
― Shelly Laurenston, The Unyielding

“Because Odin was a sick, vindictive fuck and it had always amazed Hel that so few mortals remembered that about the Allfather.”
― Shelly Laurenston, The Unyielding

“I always thought he looked like a postal worker who’s about one write-up away from losing it completely.” “Personally,”
― Shelly Laurenston, The Unyielding

“She’d automatically assumed it was men trying to kill her. Look at that. She was guilty of reverse sexism or . . . whatever.”
― Shelly Laurenston, The Unyielding

“Treat your slaves well, my young Harvold,” his grandmother would often say, “for if they die poorly at your hand, Skuld may send them back to tear you apart.”
― Shelly Laurenston, The Unyielding