Will Save the Galaxy for Food Quotes

“Originally it had had two settings: Stun and Kill. These had proved inadequate against the ridiculously well-armored skin of monsters from particularly rough planets, so I'd found a way to tinker with the built-in limitations. The dial now had a third setting, labeled with the handwritten words 'Solve All Immediate Problems.”
― Yahtzee Croshaw, Will Save the Galaxy for Food

“I'd sometimes pictured myself bravely sacrificing my life to save another, but my preference had always been that it be someone I actually liked.”
― Yahtzee Croshaw, Will Save the Galaxy for Food

“Oh, traccy traccy ply ply bracket doints and divs”
― Yahtzee Croshaw, Will Save the Galaxy for Food

“As the saying goes, a star pilot’s flight jacket has no stains, only stories.”
― Yahtzee Croshaw, Will Save the Galaxy for Food

“Fair warning,” I said. “We may die horribly the moment I turn this handle.” “I beg your pardon?” I turned the handle. There”
― Yahtzee Croshaw, Will Save the Galaxy for Food

“That fact forms the center of a slightly racist joke referencing Ritsuko City’s large population of Japanese speakers. And I could certainly have escaped justice indefinitely by crossing the Black. But I’d have to lose my last scrap of self-respect, and in that case I would take up transvestite hooking before piracy. At least that would make for a less awkward conversation with Dad.”
― Yahtzee Croshaw, Will Save the Galaxy for Food

“The ship circled the dome cluster like a mosquito who’d shown up at an orgy and was trying to decide which buttock to sample first.”
― Yahtzee Croshaw, Will Save the Galaxy for Food

“I like that this is your idea of formal dress, by the way. The same clothes as always, but recently laundered. Do you even know what level of swank La Vache is?” “I wasn’t aware that swank operates on a tiered system,” I said, pulling my luxuriously warm jeans back on. “They want a star pilot; I’m giving them what they expect. If you were hiring a mime artist, you wouldn’t expect them to show up in business casual, would you.” He”
― Yahtzee Croshaw, Will Save the Galaxy for Food