The Tapper Twins Go Viral Quotes

“Xander, have you ever googled “Mayflower” and “Billingtons”? Because I did. And it turns out one of your ancestors almost blew up the ship. And another one got hanged for murder after they landed in America. Ed. Note: 100% TRUE (you can google this)”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Go Viral

“if some cat brings in a tune that makes me want to stab myself in the ear with a pencil, I gotta be all, “Great job, kiddo! Keep at it!”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Go Viral

“CLAUDIA One of the many annoying things about Xander is that he constantly talks like he’s in a rap battle. Which is especially sad when you consider that his ancestors were some of the original Pilgrims who came over from England on the Mayflower. This”
― Geoff Rodkey, The Tapper Twins Go Viral