JOKES Quotes

“A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, 'If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?'   A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, 'I think I'd throw up.'   *****”
― Krisanta Bella, JOKES : Best Jokes And Funny Short Stories

“A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem A small child replied, 'They could not get a baby-sitter.'   *****”
― Krisanta Bella, JOKES : Best Jokes And Funny Short Stories

“ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.   *****”
― Krisanta Bella, JOKES : Best Jokes And Funny Short Stories